Title: 5 Writing Secrets to Blow Your Mind-and Make You a Better Writer Overnight

So, you’ve finally decided to take the plunge into this crazy thing called “writing on the Internet.” Well, buckle up, buttercup, because I’m about to spill the beans on five things you absolutely need to know to become an Internet writing rock star. Or, at the very least, one who is moderately successful and doesn’t have to cry into their keyboard every night. Both are great goals, in my opinion.

Onward!

1. Hit Publish: Get Over Yourself and Press that Button

You want to write on Medium or Twitter, right? Great! But here’s the thing: I bet you’ve been in the exact same position for a while now, dreaming of writing, thinking of writing, imagining yourself with a million followers and a fancy little “Writer” badge. But. no writing. Just a lot of overthinking. Newsflash: That audience you’re envisioning isn’t going to magically show up until you actually create something. So please, in the name of all things great and holy, hit that publish button.

Your first draft will probably be terrible. That’s okay. It may be messier than your hair on a Sunday morning. Also okay. In fact, if it’s not a little cringe-worthy, you’re probably overthinking it. Just get the words out there. You are not signing a…